Crosshills FC is sorry to announce the music fan of both Busted & B*Witched is among their squad.
The part time student, part time party animal Luke Newton revealed his true colours today by announcing his love for the bands. His friends, family and the whole club would like to apologise to anyone that was offended by this outburst and we will strive to make sure this won’t happen again. No promises are being given though as this Scuby Steve (from the film ‘Big Daddy’) lookalike is a loose cannon.
His brother Lee took a moment out of his busy schedule to comment, ‘Luke has been working hard on his public image now for many of months but I just don’t know what came over him today’.
Scott Newton, Luke’s Cousin, told Sky Sports News ‘I’ve stuck by him on many of occasions as I can see potential but this time I can’t, he’s let himself down’.
The owners of Twitter are contemplating whether or not to ban Luke from their social networking site as it sends out the wrong image for the company to people who have taste in music.
